A Book of Days

I freely admit I am part of the problem.

Update from last night: there IS a porn star named Bill Bailey.

twentypercentcooler:

itswalky:

rosalarian:

fuckyeahlesbianliterature:

[image description: a set of eight lesbian pulp covers, all with ridiculously cheesy and dramatic covers and titles]

I have a goal to read as many of these kinds of books as possible. I own a whole bunch. They were huge inspiration for writing Lesbian Pirates From Outer Space. I want more.

A FACT BOOK

A DELICATE THEME, TREATED HONESTLY AND CANDIDLY

(Source: lockeslee)

So I went through Tumblr’s Bill Bailey tags and found a surprising amount of pornography—none OF Bill Bailey, which was as disappointing as it was inexplicable—so now I’m just left to wonder if there’s a porn star named Bill Bailey that I am unaware of or if some jerkass bastard posts porn under the Bill Bailey tag just to mislead the unsuspecting or if comedian Bill Bailey moonlights as a porn producer. 

I doubt it’s the last one only because I imagine porn produced by Bill Bailey would be much funnier.

  • Benvolio: In love?
  • Romeo: Out.
  • Benvolio: Of love?
  • Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.
  • Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*

Someone suggested that I write a for-real, no-BS critical book on V.C. Andrews and while the idea has some appeal, the only title I can come up with is “Flowers Up Her Attic” and I don’t think that’s going to fly in academic circles.

On the other hand, no one would take it seriously anyway so I might as well name it what the hell I want, right?