A Book of Days

I freely admit I am part of the problem.

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

queerspeculativefiction:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

#You get no explanation 

#also foursome

#what cock?

#things I like to read when not writing

#why am I doing this again?

#HOW DO I EVEN

#those looks

#ya’ll don’t know how long this took to make because of the crappy quality of the video

#never over it

—-> This actually explains a lot about me.

#YOU HAD ONE JOB

#also the narrator mispronounces ‘macabre’

#what have I become

#things I would probably do

#why is there no tag for terry pratchett are you people barbarians

#how is this any different from that time I read all the VC Andrews novels?

#hey look they found a Tuatha bard

#because I’m just not that committed

#comparing yourself to Anne Frank never ends well

…these are all very telling.

i-effed-it-all-up:

[opens book]

"(insert female here) was just a normal girl until a dark, mysterious, handsome boy entered her life"

[slamS BOOK SHUT, THROWS IT ACROSS THE ROOM, BURNS IT]

(via rowanoak25)

markdoesstuff:

geekbap:

note-a-bear:

jean-luc-gohard:

bobbieluvsya:

armisael:

please watch avril lavigne’s new video it is so much worse than you are imagining as you are reading this, it is so much worse than anyone could have ever guessed it would be

oh my god it’s like everything regrettable about my junior high years was given a budget and a video camera

It’s like Gwen Stefani’s Harajuku appropriation phase + the nightmare sequence from Heathers + dubstep made specifically for a mid-2010 car commercial + those kids with cat ears that used to follow me and my friends around in high school + the inner monologue of a middle school girl character written by an adult man.

omg
I don’t even
what

The fact that this hasn’t turned into an international fiasco is blowing my mind

….

there seriously is not any way the above words can prepare you for this

there’s literally a breakdown to someone making sushi for avril lavigne

how

Immediate Thoughts:

1) “DO YOU NOT REMEMBER HOW THIS APPROPRIATIVE BULLSHIT ENDED WHEN GWEN STEFANI DID IT?”

2) “Huh, I’ve been mispronouncing ‘kawaii’ all these years.”

3) MLP followers: you might as well suck it up and listen to it, because you’re going to be getting three months’ of Pinkie-themed AMVs set to this shit unless something comes along to replace it soon.

4) You know they say that part of the reason old people call modern pop music “noise” is because as you age the bones in your inner ear fuse and don’t vibrate the way they used to so you literally perceive certain frequencies of sound as “noise” even though they are actually music?  THIS SONG IS WHAT ALL MUSIC IS GOING TO SOUND LIKE WHEN THAT FINALLY HAPPENS TO YOU.  LISTEN AND DESPAIR.  THIS IS YOUR FUTURE.

You can order the BREAKS prologue here!

inkytasty:

queerspeculativefiction:

inkytasty:

So - forgive the double post, and thank you those of you who responded to my last post. I’ll delete that one, I think. After advice (thanks, Kate!), this option makes a lot more sense.

Sooooo - the shop is live and stock is in. You can place your order NOW! ^_^

I will be looking to ship items out in one batch, in about a month’s time. There are a finite amount of copies avaiable for direct sales, so do hop on and get your order in now if you’re wanting a copy.

Those of you who have backed my patreon account for $10 or more, you’ll be getting a copy automatically, you stars. x

Buy this now! It is great!

(I might be partial since it’s party my little baby)

haha, Malin is obviously the person adapting our co-written novel version into comic script - so it’s more than partly her little baby ^_~