Update from last night: there IS a porn star named Bill Bailey.
So I went through Tumblr’s Bill Bailey tags and found a surprising amount of pornography—none OF Bill Bailey, which was as disappointing as it was inexplicable—so now I’m just left to wonder if there’s a porn star named Bill Bailey that I am unaware of or if some jerkass bastard posts porn under the Bill Bailey tag just to mislead the unsuspecting or if comedian Bill Bailey moonlights as a porn producer.
I doubt it’s the last one only because I imagine porn produced by Bill Bailey would be much funnier.
- Benvolio: In love?
- Romeo: Out.
- Benvolio: Of love?
- Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.
- Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*
Someone suggested that I write a for-real, no-BS critical book on V.C. Andrews and while the idea has some appeal, the only title I can come up with is “Flowers Up Her Attic” and I don’t think that’s going to fly in academic circles.
On the other hand, no one would take it seriously anyway so I might as well name it what the hell I want, right?
For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass
mozart did rimming before it was cool